Jana sagt zur Lehrerin: „Dürfen wir jetzt in die Pause gehen?“
Die Lehrerin war erstaunt : „ Aber Jana, bis zur Pause sind es noch fünf Minuten.“ „Ja, aber Sie haben doch gestern gesagt ,
wir sollen nicht immer alles in letzter Minute erledigen.“
Beim Zahnarzt: „ Wieso schreien Sie denn so? Ich habe ihre Zähne ja gar nicht berührt!“ Patient : „Das nicht, aber Sie stehen ja auf meinem Fuß!“
Treffen sich eine Null und eine Acht. Sagt die Null zur Acht:
„Schicker Gürtel!“
Zwei Frauen warten an der Straßenbahnhaltestelle. Fragt die eine: „Wissen sie, wann die Bahn kommt?“
Sagt die andere: „Kann nicht mehr ewig dauern: Die Schienen liegen ja schon.“
Was ist ein Keks unter einem Baum?
Ein schattiges Plätzchen.
Zwei Zahnstocher gehen den Waldweg entlang.
Da kommt ein Igel vorbei. Sagt der eine Zahnstocher:
„Ich wusste gar nicht, dass heute der Bus fährt.“
„Redet Xenia eigentlich immer so viel?“ „Das kannst du mir glauben! Letztes Jahr im Sommer hat sie sich sogar einen Sonnenbrand auf der Zunge geholt.
Ein Schwein verirrt sich im Wohnhaus des Bauern.
Im Flur kommt es an einer Steckdose vorbei, bleibt stehen und meint : „ Du Armer, dich haben sie wohl eingemauert, was?“
„Mama, ich muss mal unter drei Augen mit dir reden!“
„Du meinst wohl unter vier?“
„Nee, eins musst du zudrücken.“
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ganz korrekt
es ist wirklich interesant
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“There’s good wifi and okay reception at the cabin,” she’d told me, “but you can’t get there unless you know the way.”
So here I was, driving alone in the middle of god knows where with a girl who was my student just a couple of weeks ago. Her and her four best friends had been together from first grade all the way through high school and now they had graduated with very different futures ahead of them. They had decided to kick off “the best summer ever” with a week long stay at Alexis’s family cabin. Alexis and I were heading up before everyone else, the four other girls and four guys.
kaum zu glauben auf das alles)
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stimmt gar nicht, falsch
das stimmt nicht
Thanks very nice blog!
ich bin teilweise einverstanden
interessant
ich bestätige
es ist gar nicht möglich)
ganz falsche Meinung
ich bestätige das
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stimmt, oder:)
selbstverständlich, bin einverstanden
ich bin teilweise mit ihnen einverstanden
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